My first law when I become emperor
Heretoforth, the following phrase will be banned from ALL news articles: "suspect did not return a call for comment". You know, maybe some moron calling your house doesn't deserve a return call. In a similar story, my phone calls to Claudia Schiffer also have not been returned for comment, even though my messages included graphic descriptions that left lots of room for commentary on her part.

Stumble It!