Now that school is over, I can focus on more important things....
Well, there are a lot of things I could focus on, but let's just say I realized what's most important to me is that I just realized I have no chance with Shania Twain. Really. I just figured this out. It was while listening to her song: That Don't Impress Me Much. I just realized that being a rocket scientist, Brad Pitt, having a fancy car, being Elvis, wealthy, or having a great sense of humor is just not enough to impress her. My understanding is that somehow you're supposed to impress her by keeping her warm at night.



All right, how am I supposed to do that if I can't impress her first?????

It's just not fair.

Stumble It!