Sometimes Yahoo really creeps me out

On Yahoo's main page is an article titled, Women Prefer Men Who Look Like Dad. The article goes on to talk about how women, because of childhood experiences (um, okay), are looking to "hook up" with, um, someone like, um, "dad". Okay, that's understandable in a whole Freudian slippish kind of way, but then the article right under that one is titled: "Looking to Meet Someone Like Him" and "Shop For Dad." Now, I believe the articles probably aren't making a point by being together, but it sure feels like they are, and to be honest, I'm really creeped out by it. I'm now anxiously looking forward to the next holiday (now that Mother's and Father's Days are respectively going to be finished with), which I'm assuming is "First Cousin's Day", and we all know that we want to sleep with our cousins, and to use an overdone joke, if you live in Alabama, you might trade up for your sister.

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