Somebody please send Microsoft Office spellcheck back to grammar school

My god, this is ridiculous. Every time I use MS Office spell check, it gives me completely erroneous suggestions, as if it has no clue concerning the use of the English language. It's like someone who flunked 6th grade is in my computer offering me English suggestions. Someone please send the stupid paper clip back to grammar school before I twist him out of shape and use him to short circuit a copy of Wordperfect.

Stumble It!