The Western Herald - My choice for president means I made a decision
My choice for president means I made a decision
by Duane Gundrum
October 28, 2004
If you look to the left of this column, you may notice that the editorial for today is supporting Bush for President of the United States. This may immediately cause you to wonder if this column is also going to talk about the wonders of Bush against the evils of Kerry, which seems to be the norm if you’ve chosen one side or the other. But I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I don’t like Bush. I really don’t. I know that sounds strange because the opinion editor is saying he doesn’t like Bush but the opinion page is saying, “hey, we’re supporting Bush.” Well, without getting into complex division, abstract calculus and the importance of imaginary and irrational numbers, I’ll just tell you that Bush wasn’t my first choice.
Now, this should probably cause you to think, “oh, I understand, not only is Duane really confused in how he makes recommendations, but he’s really a Kerry supporter.” No, that’s not true either. The simple fact is: I don’t like either choice. I don’t like Bush, and I don’t like Kerry.
So, where does this leave me? Well, if you read the newspaper yesterday, you would have read two very good articles that show how you might be better served by supporting third party candidates, or another column that indicated that perhaps choosing a president really isn’t all that important anyway, because local and congressional representatives are really more important. Well, I’m more of a simple guy. I think the presidency does matter, even more because of this last presidency than ever, but that is only because there has been somewhat of a paradigm shift in the separation of powers where the institutional standards have become blurred rather than set on precedent. In the old days, Congress decided when it was time for war; that’s not the case anymore, no matter how hard people try to spin that. Unfortunately, today, spin is gospel, and simplicity has been replaced with dogma. Unpack and interpret that as you may.
So who is my choice for president? No one. Not a single person who is running. Especially not either of the two main choices who happen to be running. The problem with the election is that one man, who the majority of America most likely does not want but will vote for as a lesser of two evils, will go to Washington convinced that he has a mandate to act in his own interests, totally oblivious to what many of us really want. Oh, they tell us they know what we really want, but they don’t. That’s the problem with a large empire with outrageously limited representation. We have so many people assigned to so few representatives so that our leaders are now catering to responses of opinion polls rather than trying to lead the country forward to a better society. I’m sorry, but I don’t buy the weak argument that Bush is leading us to a better society; if that is a better society, I’m not sure I really want to be part of it. Similarly, I don’t see any of the ideas put forth by Kerry or Edwards make me believe that doing the same thing, just differently, is going to bring us to a better location than if we went with the original bad idea makers.
I have already decided that I am not going to vote for any of the candidates running for president. And no, third party choices are not better: As much as I am thankful to Ralph Nader for making sure my car has a seat belt, that no more makes him an acceptable statesman for president than does my mommy for making sure I wore my booties over my regular footwear. Then again, my mommy would make a great president, but there’s that whole “mommy for spinach” scandal that would come to haunt her long before the October surprise.
But this does not mean that I am not voting. It just means that I have decided I don’t intend to punch a hole in the presidential choice. Unfortunately, this opens up a new can of worms and creates a problem that bothers me more than I can ever describe. I’m talking about being called an “undecided voter.” I have participated in two samplings so far during this election season, and I have given them the same information I am giving you now, and both times I have been called an undecided voter because I did not want Bush, Kerry, or any of the major names running for the minor parties. I am not undecided. I am very decided. I just have chosen not to participate in what these power brokers keep telling me are my only choices. I prefer “no choice”, but somehow that makes me undecided. I really hate that.
Calling me an undecided voter because I refuse to vote for the crappy choices I’m given is like telling me that I’m an undecided computer owner because I choose a Linux operating system instead of choosing Microsoft XP or changing completely to a Mac system. The two parties have declared themselves the only acceptable agents to receive any power in this country, and somehow it’s my fault that both parties are only capable of representing the interests of people like them while ignoring the unhuddled masses of America.
Politics is not the only venue where I no longer feel comfortable participating. I realized recently that no matter how hard I try, I will never accept that Paris Hilton’s sexuality and stupidity is worthy of my time. I don’t shed a single tear when I hear that J. Lo is having marital troubles. I could care less what apprentice gets fired by Trump. This doesn’t make me undecided. It means I just don’t care.
And let’s be honest. Neither does anyone else. When you go into the voting booth to vote for an incumbent judge you’ve never heard of before, try to tell me with a straight face that you won’t make an uninformed decision just because there’s a choice before you, and you might feel bad for not choosing to put a hole in the piece of paper.
Speaking of this election, there is one other point I would feel bad not mentioning, and that is the whole idea of participation. This election, we are breaking records upon records of getting people registered to vote. And it is quite possible that many of these new voters might actually vote. Well, as much as MTV tells us to rock the vote, and maybe we should, what they aren’t telling you is that historically the elitist argument has been to make sure that we don’t rock the vote, that we don’t participate, and that the huddled masses stay huddled away from voting booths. If we do all begin to participate, things can change, but in ways that I don’t think they are intending. Democrats want more voters participating because that usually means more Democrats voting. But like the arguments of Dahl’s Dilemmas of Pluralist Democracy, the more participation we have, the more chances of instability can occur. More voters makes us more democratic, and what no one wants to tell the democratic masses is that no one really wants them to join the club.
If we increase the numbers of people voting, Democratic and Republican platforms may not be able to withstand the need for ideas previously not part of the old paradigm. Both parties have attempted to get more voters, but in doing so, they may bring about the scariest concept in politics: uncertainty. When that happens, all bets are off.
Duane Gundrum, the Western Herald opinion editor, is a Ph.D. candidate from Santa Monica, Calif., studying political science.
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